THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER (satirical humor here)

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER

**warning the following is all satire and not meant to be serious at all**

• Is biting your nails considered cannibalism?
• Is an identical twin an actual copy?
• If Eve was so bad for eating an apple then why do all the scourges of women start with MEN?
• If only need one shoe, can you still get a BOGO?
• Why during menopause do you get to stop shaving your legs and start shaving your face?
• Why do they call them hot flashes? They are more like volcanic eruptions.
• If a man is watching hockey all alone, how does he get his beer?
• Do hookers get workman's compensation for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?

Just a little humor to break up the day. Seriously, sometimes you need a little humor to make life tolerable.

DAILY TIP NOV 22 2011

DAILY TIP NOV 22 2011

Never take yourself too seriously. Humor can be the cure to many things. Nanny always said 'There is nothing better than a good laugh or a good cry to make you feel like yourself'. RIP Nanny 

It's my personal mission to give someone a 'depends' moment every day. If you can laugh so hard you almost pee your pants, I've succeeded. 

DAILY TIP # 4

DAILY TIP # 4

Keeping a good sense of humor and knowing how to laugh at yourself and at situations is the key to a happy life. Everyone should have a good 'depends' moment every day. 

Depends moment = something that makes you laugh so hard that you pee your pants