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Friday, November 25, 2011

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER (satirical humor here)

**warning the following is all satire and not meant to be serious at all**

  • Is biting your nails considered cannibalism?
  • Is an identical twin an actual copy?
  • If Eve was so bad for eating an apple then why do all the scourges of women start with MEN?
  • If only need one shoe, can you still get a BOGO?
  • Why during menopause do you get to stop shaving your legs and start shaving your face?
  • Why do they call them hot flashes? They are more like volcanic eruptions.
  • If a man is watching hockey all alone, how does he get his beer?
  • Do hookers get workman's compensation for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?

Just a little humor to break up the day. Seriously, sometimes you need a little humor to make life tolerable.

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