THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER
**warning the following is all satire and not meant to be serious at all**
- Is biting your nails considered cannibalism?
- Is an identical twin an actual copy?
- If Eve was so bad for eating an apple then why do all the scourges of women start with MEN?
- If only need one shoe, can you still get a BOGO?
- Why during menopause do you get to stop shaving your legs and start shaving your face?
- Why do they call them hot flashes? They are more like volcanic eruptions.
- If a man is watching hockey all alone, how does he get his beer?
- Do hookers get workman's compensation for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?
Just a little humor to break up the day. Seriously, sometimes you need a little humor to make life tolerable.